In the land of JavaScript, trippy and bright,

Live Async and Await —a couple so polite!

Async is a wild child, always on the run,

Starting tasks before her last one is done.

For the first time, she was free to go anywhere she pleased. So where did she go first? The middle school... But when she arrived, she found a new person in the janitor's closet.

Eyes lock. Time stands still—

Is this what grandmas call a spark?

Across the room, a pull between us,

Around us, everything fades dark.

Mi amigo guards secrets,

with OAuth and encryption—

no leaks, no slips!

DAG stands for

Directed Acyclic Graph.

A visual map of models,

Connections in a data path.

Sweaty palms.

Dripping forehead.

Inner fire.

Spasms.

Perhaps some may find it "silly" to apply gentle parenting techniques to animals, but I lovingly challenge you—why are animals less deserving of emotional care than humans?

There once was a leader named Sarah,

Her black outfits spoke in whimsy. Always vivid.

No history books can tell you,

The tea I’ll spill today.

Intense feelings. Platonic admiration.

Welcome to asexual, aromantic life.

Mi bebe labrador retriever

Dipped en chocolate.

I don’t understand.